Friday, May 9, 2008

lecturers

Time flies...it's already end of week 9....today, I'm gonna introduce some of my lecturers(as some of them are not professors...)~

Food for a Healthy Planet:
As the name implies....this subject is all about food~
We had Professor Bill Malcom teaching Agriculture Ecomics, and Professor Snow Barlow teaching impact of climate change on food security and we had Professor Wheatcroft teaching history of famine.....名字不可以乱取呵~

Chemistry:
As I've mentioned before...my chemistry lecturers were really funny~having fun in their lectures~I have 3 lecturers for this subject, each teaching 4 weeks(i.e. 12 lectures).
Right, let's talk about the previous professor, Professor Franz Grieser~ I received an email in uni mailbox last night, inviting me to join a group called "Franz Grieser Appreciation Society" on facebook. This group was created by his students this sem....(You can imagine how popular he is....~~) Guess what....those people posted his "famous quotes" on the group's page...I copied some of them here:

  • "I feel sort of like an entertainer"(indeed...he is~^^)
  • "So how can I get you hot?"
  • "So, we could use up energy by going for a jog or killing a neighbour..."
  • "I talk about bombs alot...maybe you should be worried..?"
  • "I'm not a terrorist... in public"
  • "So, if I was to take you and shake you really hard...which I wouldn't mind doing to some of you at the moment..."
Some people leaving early, and then he said....
  • "People keep leaving five minutes in... what is this phenomenon, it bugs me..."
  • "Why go to just a little bit of my lecture - you're either here or you're not. you can't be just a little bit pregnant, can you?"

Oh now...let me introduce who is Zumdahl...he is the author of our chemistry text book, and our professor is really fond of him....==
  • "Zumdahl takes care of everything!"
  • "When you go to bed at night you should have one thing next to you...No two, the great Zumdahl and my lecture notes"
  • when people start talking, he said-- "Zumdahl would like us to concentrate"
And last but not least.....
  • "May Zumdahl be with you"**with his famous Z (Z for Zumdahl~~) sign~**^^

1 comment:

x said...

the names.... the names....